A warning for those who don't know me - I make metaphors cry

Well, against my better sense of moral originality, I've decided to start one of these to track the assembly, painting, and cohesive-izing of my Tau army (in between working on Comps, for those of you with the inclination to beat me over the head with that dead cat. If you want to know how comps is going, go check my comps Twitter. Yes, I have a Comps Twitter, and I update.... often. The trick is finding it.)

If you've come here expecting: ...
A). original Tau Tactics ideas
B). painting tips
C). powergaming army list pointers
D). unit/item points values (shame on you)
E). The Inquisition (no-one expects the Inquisition)

... you are unfortunately completely out of luck. However, if you're interested in: ...

1). Trial-and-error Tau unit and list configurations
2). Sporadicly detailed battle reports
3). Ranting
4). what I have painted so far
5). occasional amusing commentary and terrorized metaphors
6). kittens

... then go nuts, and welcome to Caleb's attempts to regain a hold on his sanity while writing a 30 page paper, taking an internet class on the Holocaust, working 40hrs a week, getting his appartment into better order, and the rest of the myriad things that have prompted my sanity/higher reasoning to take a vacation somewhere on Hawaii.

Why Hawaii, you ask?
Its the only place that doesn't have dodo birds dancing the cha-cha with penguins. (they dance the Hula instead.)

Right, first 1000pt list will be posted up... eventually. Feel free to hold your breath, the funny shades of blue your faces will turn gives me inspiration for paint colors.